Mr. Marcum. did you write this?

[johnson8386]

Finally , the guys' side of the story.
( I must admit, it's pretty good.)
We always hear ' the rules'
From the female side.

Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered '1 '
ON PURPOSE!


1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl.
If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday + GOOD WEATHER = Sports
It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No
are perfectly acceptable answers
to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it.
That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.


1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.


1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.

1. If something we said
can be interpreted two ways
and one of the ways
makes you sad or angry,
we meant the other one ok....

1. You can either ask us to do something......
Or, tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it......,
just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible,
Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions
and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors,
like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color.

Pumpkin is also a fruit.
We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing,'
We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying,
but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to,
Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really .

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about
unless you are prepared to discuss such topics
as CARS OR BOOBS

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;

But did you know......men really don't mind that?
It's like camping.

[Go Bucks]

dunno about that for ohbh. he only knows three words.... "uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, yes dear"

[licking county assassin]

Don't let him fool you... someone else runs the show

[Hoyt_em]

nah, he didn't write it, its not in crayon...

[johnson8386]

on my HP monitor its in blue sharpie Hoyt em....dang it

[Buck I Hunter]

That's great. I'm sleeping on the couch tonight

[maximo boy]

[skills4lou]

#1: When you ask "what are you thinking" it's entirely possible that we really aren't thinking about anything. I know that's an entirely foreign concept to women, but mean really can not think about anything.

[crablegs]

this is good stuff!

[Hoyt_em]

here is a hint craplegs...don't try it in real life.

[ohbuckhunter]

i couldnt have wrote it, there wasnt enough misspelled words

[Rockfootball47]

Originally Posted by johnson8386

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

[ande5891]

I haven't broken any of the rules yet

[FarmGirl7]

"That would be a negative"-ground control out

[pa bowhunter]

Originally Posted by FarmGirl7

"That would be a negative"-ground control out

and the boss has spoken

[Urban Wolf]

round is a shape!!

[Go Bucks]

Originally Posted by FarmGirl7

"That would be a negative"-ground control out

"ground control?" you certainly control more than that... "ground" doesnt make men mind-numbed-robots...

[JonathanGlass]

funny, i've slept on the couch like the past 2-3 nights